I told yall I would update yall on the big matches from summerslam, so here we go!
Intercontinental Title:
-Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler
The champion is out first. Ziggler follows, as it’s time for our I-C title match. Dolph charges at Mysterio early. Mysterio hits the ropes, charges Ziggler, but Ziggler throws Mysterio over his shoulders. Mysterio lands with both feet on the top rope and hits a moonsault on Ziggler. That was cool. Mysterio knocks Ziggler out of the ring. Mysterio on the apron hits a running hurricanrana onto Ziggler on the floor. Back in the ring, Ziggler is starting to regain control of the action, manhandling the smaller Mysterio. Mysterio making a comeback, tries for a running moonsault off the middle rope but Ziggler meets him in mid-air with a dropkick. Several nearfalls by Ziggler, but Mysterio keeps kicking out at two. Crowd is getting into the match. Mysterio with a drop toe-hold, has Ziggler set up for the 6-1-9. Ziggler slips out to the floor. He catches Mysterio coming back in and sets up his finisher. He pins Mysterio but he kicks out at 2 1/2. Mysterio hits the 6-1-9 on Ziggler. He goes up top but misses on the way down. Ziggler rolls him up quickly for the pin but Mysterio somehow kicks out at two. Crowd is way into this match now, and they should be – it’s a good one. Ziggler has Mysterio across his shoulders on the top rope. Mysterio spins and hits a hurricanrana off the top and rolls Ziggler up for the pinfall. Mysterio gets the three count and retains his Intercontinental championship.
Winner and STILL Intercontinental champion: Rey Mysterio
Unified Tag-Team Titles:
-Chris Jericho & Big Show (c) vs. Cryme Tyme
The Unified Tag-Team champions come out to new entrance music. No more mixing of their individual themes, they’ve got a team theme now. Chris Jericho gets on the microphone and says all the celebrities here don’t impress him. He says he and Big Show are champions and they’re the most famous people in the building tonight. He puts over Big Show as a monster and says he has something important to say. Big Show takes the mic and as he begins to speak, Cryme Tyme’s music interupts him. Jericho starts the match, crowd chanting “Y2J” heavily despite the “please boo me” promo. Jericho tags out pretty quickly. Big Show dominating the action here early. Jericho tries a sneak attack but JTG catches him and body presses him out to the floor. Jericho willing to come back in now that Big Show has dominated them down. Jericho with a double-team move behind the ref’s back and he tags Big Show right back in. That seems to be the pattern, as Jericho comes in again, does a little offense and tags back out before things get rough. Jericho slammed down and he finally makes the tag to JTG. JTG is in now and Jericho is in trouble. JTG yanks Big Show down throat first over the top rope. He pins Jericho and almost got the three, but Big Show broke up the count. JTG rolls up Jericho but again only gets two. Very close there. Jericho catches JTG in the Walls Of Jericho out of nowhere. JTG almost taps but stops himself and starts crawling to the ropes to break the hold. He makes it and the ref breaks the hold. Big Show on the outside hits JTG while the ref isn’t looking. Jericho quickly pins JTG and gets the victory.
Winners and STILL Tag champions: Chris Jericho & Big Show
D-Generation X vs. Legacy
Extended D-X intro, with a longer version of the theme. New pyro set-up, etc. HHH and HBK come out in a giant tank. It’s a whole cool thing going on. They get on top of the tank and do their usual pose thing. The cannon of the tank is between their legs. They do crotch chops and the tank blasts off each time. They head to the ring. “Are you ready?” They do that whole thing. Now Legacy is making their way to the ring. HHH and Ted DiBiase start things off. HHH slowly getting the better of DiBiase. Clothesline by HHH followed by a suplex. Knee drop into a pin attempt, but DiBiase kicks out at two. DiBiase tags in Rhodes. Big “HBK” chant. Rhodes walks over to HBK and smacks him in the face. HHH looks at HBK as the crowd continues to chant HBK. He tags him in. HBK and Rhodes now the legal men in the ring. HBK dominating Rhodes. HBK almost hits Sweet Chin Music but Rhodes slips out of the ring. Rhodes tags in DiBiase. HBK quickly jumps on DiBiase, bullying him into a corner and blasting him with chops. HBK misses a big move and gets tangled up in the ropes. DiBiase clotheslines HBK down hard. Legacy now in control of the action as Rhodes is tagged in. HBK finally makes the hot tag to HHH, who comes in cleaning huose. HHH almost gets the pedigree on Rhodes but DiBiase attacks from behind. HBK gets involved. HHH tosses HBK out of the ring onto Rhodes on the floor. Awesome spot. DiBiase attacks HHH behind the refs back. He drags HHH to their corner and tags in Rhodes. The two double-team him. Again they tag, using the four seconds of double-team time allowed. A third time they do the same thing. DiBiase winds up the legal man, as he continues the assault on HHH. Long headlock rest spot. DiBiase tags in Rhodes who quickly tries multiple pin-attempts on HHH. Rhodes with a headlock of his own on HHH now. HHH almost makes the tag but DiBiase knocks HBK off the apron. DiBiase is the legal man in the ring now with HHH. The two are exchanging punches. “Boo” for DiBiase punches, “Yah” for HHH punches. HHH whips DiBiase over the top rope. HHH is down now crawling for the tag. DiBiase tags Rhodes and as Rhodes comes in, HHH finally makes the hot tag to HBK. HBK is in like a ball of fire now. As HBK was doing his thing, DiBiase hits HBK from behind. Action slows down now as Rhodes is working on HBK. Outside the ring, HHH just attacked DiBiase and threw him into the crowd. Back in the ring, HBK is down and Rhodes is off the top with a big elbow drop. HBK moves just in time. HBK now climbs to the top rope but Rhodes cuts him off. Rhodes tries a superplex but HBK knocks him down. HBK tries coming off with the big elbow but Rhodes catches him coming down with the double knees up. Rhodes looks for the tag but DiBiase is still nowhere to be found. HBK slaps a figure-four leglock on Rhodes. From out of nowhere, DiBiase runs in and breaks it up. HHH comes in and tries to pedigree him but Rhodes makes the save. Rhodes and HBK are still the legal men. Rhodes with a neckbreaker on HHH. HBK goes for the superkick but Rhodes catches the foot. Rhodes hits the Cross-Rhodes on HBK and pins him but HHH breaks the pin just in time. HHH hits the pedigree on Rhodes behind the refs back. DiBiase hits the Dream-Street on HBK behind the refs back. HHH knocks DiBiase out on the floor. Those two are fighting near the announcers table now as both HBK and Rhodes, the legal men, are both down. They finally get up, HBK hits Sweet Chin Music and pins Rhodes for the three count and the victory.
Winners: D-Generation X
WWE Title:
-Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Cena is out first to his usual reaction. Orton comes out to a pretty big pop. Lilian Garcia introduces both guys, this time each gets the appropriate reaction. The two exchange punches and Cena is getting the better of it. Cena with a powerslam on Orton for a pin attempt, but Orton kicks out at two. Pretty loud “RKO” chant from the crowd. Orton starting to take over the offense now. Orton has Cena in the corner and is driving his shoulder into Cena’s mid-section. Orton stomping away at Cena now. Orton with a choke on Cena now. Cena stands up, but Orton hangs on to the choke and is hanging off Cena’s back. Cena fades and Orton is tightening the choke up. Cena gets a second life, stands up and slams his back into the corner to break the hold. Big running shoulder block from Cena. Back-breaker from Cena. Cena with the 5-Knuckle Shuffle. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Orton reverses and slams Cena. He tries a pin but Cena kicks out at two. Orton back in control. Orton goes for a big knee drop but Cena moves. Cena back up, charges at Orton but Orton pulls the top rope down and Cena hits the floor. Orton catches Cena coming in with a big kick to the face. Orton with a DDT as Cena’s legs were draped across the ropes. Orton with a pin attempt but only gets two. Orton stalking Cena as he tries to make it to his feet. Orton looks to be setting Cena up for the punt. Orton backs up, he runs in for the punt but Cena moves out of the way. Cena with a neck-breaker on Orton as he goes to the top rope. Cena with a huge leg-drop to the back of Orton’s neck off the top. Cena tries a pin but Orton kicks out at two. Cena gets Orton up for the Attitude Adjustment but Orton grabs onto the ropes. Both men knock each other down and we have a double-count going on. Both guys slowly make it to their feet and they’re trying to slug it out. Slowly they get a punching exchange going and Cena gets the better of it. Cena with a big back body drop. Orton rolls out to the floor. Confusing finish as Orton hits the refs and the bell rings. Lilian Garcia announces John Cena as the new champion. Seconds later she says Mr. McMahon says the match is ordered to continue. The match restarts and Cena is in control.
TLC Match:
World Title
-Jeff Hardy (c) vs. CM Punk
Punk with the early advantage. The two fight to the floor early. Punk blasts Hardy with a chair shot. Punk sets up a ladder in the center of the ring and starts his climb. Hardy hits the ring and knocks Punk off the ladder and bullies him into the corner. Hardy tries to climb and Punk kicks the ladder out from underneath him. Hardy whips Punk into a ladder hard. Another ladder is set up. “We want tables” chant from the crowd. Hardy grabs a steel chair and unfolds it. He runs and jumps off it, but Punk catches him and slams him through the set-up chair. Ouch. Punk throws Hardy to the floor. Punk with a nice suicide dive through the ropes, onto Hardy on the floor. Both guys take sickening chair shots. Hardy sets up Punk on a table on the floor and climbs to the top rope. He comes flying off the top rope and Punk moves, causing Hardy to crash through the table. Punk barely moved just in time as replays show. Punk sets up a taller ladder in the ring now. Punk starts his climb on the big ladder. Hardy stops him half way up and climbs up behind him. Hardy gets his hands on the title but Punk, still on the ladder, gets Hardy on his shoulders. Hardy slides across Punk’s body and powerbombs Punk on the way down. Huge spot. Didn’t look too comfortable. Hardy slowly gets back up and climbs the ladder. Hardy again with his hand on the title but Punk pushes the giant ladder over. Hardy flies off the ladder and crashes awkwardly into the corner. Punk with Hardy on the top rope and he superplexes him onto a ladder that is laid across the ring mat. Ouch again. Hardy hits the Twist Of Fate on Punk in the middle of the ring. Hardy climbs to the top for a Swanton Bomb, but Punk gets his knees up. Hardy back suplexes Punk out of the ring, from inside the ring, through a table on the floor. Jesus. Hardy sets a ladder up in the ring and starts his climb. Punk comes off the top rope and spears Hardy off the ladder. Both guys are on the floor now. Punk grabs a steel chair, unfolds it and puts it around Hardy’s neck. He slams the chair into the ring post. Hardy fighting back now and he’s got a chair. He repeatedly bashes Punk with the chair. Hardy clearing off the spanish announce table. Hardy sets up maybe the biggest ladder I’ve ever seen on the floor. He’s got Punk across the Spanish announce table. Hardy takes his shirt off and climbs up the enormous ladder. Wow, he’s way up there. He gets to the very tip-top and does a Swanton off the ladder through Punk and the table. We immediately get a thousand replays of that. Wait until you see this clip. Hardy is insane. EMTs are out with stretchers. As he’s being strapped into the stretcher, Hardy frees himself and is crawling towards the ring. Inside the ring, Punk is setting up a ladder. Punk begins his climb and Hardy is climbing up the other side. Punk has his hands on the title. Hardy and Punk exchanging punches on top of the ladder now. Punk knocks Hardy off the ladder and Hardy lands really hard. Punk pulls down the title and wins the match to become the new World Heavyweight champion.
Winner and NEW World Heavyweight champion: CM Punk
After The Match: The Undertaker Returns!
CM Punk is standing over Jeff Hardy posing with the title. The gong hits. The lights go out. The gong hits again, the lights come back on. When the lights come on, it’s The Undertaker laying there and Jeff Hardy is gone. That was some Criss Angel shit. Undertaker gets up, chokeslams CM Punk and his music hits again as the lights go dark.